Joke of the Week

I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”
She’s watching our wedding video again.

The Pipe Racks’ Perfectly Prodigious Peerless Product Promotion!!!

Find out what fans of this classic brand have been raving about for years with the Macanudo Inspirado 5-Cigar Sampler Pack. Tucked inside each sealed for freshness pack is one each robusto-sized: Macanudo Inspirado White, Orange, Black, Geen, and Red. All are expertly hand crafted.
Macanudo Inspirado White is sweet and spicy yet mild to medium bodied. Made with 6-years aged Ecuadorean Connecticut wrapper, Indonesian binder and 4-years aged fillers from Nicaragua (Esteli, Jalapa) and Mexico (San Andres).
Macanudo Inspirado Orange sports a shade-grown Olancho San Agustin wrapper grown in Honduras. This wrapper has a beautiful reddish appearance that tobacconists call “Rosado”. This attractive cigar is earthy, with medium to full body, and sweet undertones. The binder is Honduran from the Jamastran Valley and the fillers are Dominican Piloto Cubano, Honduran Jamastran and Nicaraguan Ometepe.
Macanudo Inspirado Black was launched in 2017 as one part of a Black/White series. Featuring a Connecticut broadleaf wrapper, Ecuadorean Sumatra binder and filler from Esteli, Nicaragua. This full flavored smoke uses broadleaf tobacco that has ripened on the stalk.
Macanudo Inspirado Green is the sixth addition to the Inspirado line. It is the first cigar in this popular line to use Brazilian tobacco. Hand crafted in the Dominican Republic, this medium bodied stick sports a toothy Brazilian Arapiraca maduro wrapper draped over an Indonesian binder and a filler made of Colombian and Dominican tobaccos. Its unique tri-country blend combines to create a rich, smoking experience with sweet notes of cedar and a warm tobacco flavor.
Macanudo celebrated its 50th anniversary in 2018, and in honor of this noteworthy milestone, they released the latest offering in the acclaimed Inspirado line:
Macanudo Inspirado Red. Made as an alternative to the brand’s typically milder options, the Inspirado Red is a full-bodied Nicaraguan cigar with an Ecuadorian Habano wrapper, Nicaraguan binder and fillers from Nicaragua and Honduras. Strong and spicy, bold and peppery, this isn’t your father’s Macanudo.
All for only $33.95 at your friendly neighborhood Pipe Rack!

 

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!!!

Show your dad how special he is by taking him fishing with his favorite cigar. Oh, by the way,
We Have Everything You Need For That!!!

FISHY FACTS

Carp:
From the shores of Lake Erie through Columbus and down to the Ohio River, common carp are in a majority of Ohio’s waters. Originally found in China and Europe, carp were stocked nationwide in the 1900s; thus, they are considered to be an exotic species. However, despite numerous attempts to eliminate them, carp have survived due to their tolerance for a variety of environmental conditions. Despite their appearance, size and shape, these large fish are related to the minnows in your bait bucket and are, in fact, the world’s largest minnow.
Tips
There are two simple tips to remember when fishing for carp:
1. carp are easily spooked, so take care not to cause too many disruptions while fishing.
2. carp “hit” by taking the bait and swimming away quickly. To make sure you hook the fish without losing your rod, try keeping the bail of your reel open or in “free spool”. This will let the carp run with your bait and not feel any drag resistance so you can get a good hookset.
Tackle
Carp are very hardy fighters, so your gear must be able to withstand their fury. Make sure you have longer, medium-weight rods (6 feet plus) spooled with plenty of 8- to 12-pound line.
Peak Activity
Summer: June-mid September
Carp can be caught on traditional bottom rigs using popular baits such as dough balls, cornmeal or boilies. For a switch, carp can be caught on the surface using baits that float such as dog food, floating bread pieces or goldfish crackers.
Because of temperatures, carp mainly feed during the cooler times of day (dusk, dawn). Focus on areas adjacent to cooler, deeper waters such as weed beds, flooded timber or cattails pads.

Joke Of The Week

The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”
And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”
That was when I realized I’d left my phone in Airplane mode.

The Pipe Racks’ Perfectly Prodigious Peerless Product Promotion!!!

Tired of paying full price for your cigarettes? Wouldn’t it be great to find a place close by that has everything you need to roll your own cigarettes and save TONS OF MONEY? You’re in luck!!! We have tobacco (full, mild, menthol)(small, medium, large bags), tubes (kings/short & 100s/long) (full, mild, menthol), filters, small and large rollers, even lighters when you have finished your rolling all here at your friendly neighborhood Pipe Rack.

The Pipe Racks’ Perfectly Prodigious Peerless Product Promotion!!!

The Pipe Rack T-Shirts are in!!!!

It has been a while but They Are Back Baby!!!
Tons of Sizes! from Small-4XL!
5 Different Colors! Blue, Green, Grey, Purple, & Maroon!
Amazing Prices! S-M-L-XL are all just $15.95!
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